It Started Last Week

Okay so it started last week at the Harvest Festival 

 Well, I suppose technically it started before then, at Jamie’s house but that’s kinda irrelevant? Maybe…  

Anyway, we were all getting corn dogs, ya know, the long ones, and lemon shakers. Well, most of us were. Gen was a vegetarian that week so she got fries instead. I think she regretted not eating meat then because just yesterday she was seen buying the stuff to make those pork tender sandwiches. The ones Dilly’s is famous for at the Harvest Festival? Heh, yeah, good luck with that Gen. No one knows their secret sauce ingredients. 

What was I saying? Oh yeah, we were getting hot dogs and fries and lemon shakers when we heard a loud bang! It could’ve been mistaken for a shotgun but we all knew it was George Melton’s old Cadillac he refuses to give up. Jamie says it’s because his dead wife bought it for him but Sarah says it’s because he’s old and refuses to give up old things. I don’t know who to believe personally cause I saw Mr. Melton getting the new Galaxy phone and that sure as hell isn’t old. I feel bad for the sales person who also was tasked with teaching the old man how to use it. I mean he’s not  ancient but he is pretty stubborn, like when Jamie offered to mow his lawn to just be friendly and Mr. Melton just did it himself in front of Jamie. 

So yeah, his car backfired again and a few tourists freaked out, one lady’s fake service dog started losing its shit, it was a whole thing. Next thing we knew the spray paint guys booth is upturned, there’s a lot of yelling, and Sarah’s corn dog is being eaten by a Jack Russel Terrier with a safety vest on. 

Huh? You weren’t asking about that? What were you then?